Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu's Father, I Keep the Worst Pests in Line

The moment he opens his eyes, He Daqing finds himself in the world of the courtyard houses. He's that scumbag father who abandoned Silly Zhu and He Yushui and ran off with the White Widow. On the train, he looks at the widow sleeping beside him, then thinks of the Enemy Trail Card from his System. Right there, he makes a decision so absurd that no one would believe it: he's not running away! Instead, he catches a spy and returns to the courtyard in style, carrying a banner of honor.

Jia Dongxu runs his mouth? One slap leaves his face swollen. Jia Zhangshi tries to take advantage? Not a chance. Yi Zhonghai has his eye on the neighborhood committee head's position? He sneers: not interested. The whole neighborhood expects him to be a laughingstock? He gets Silly Zhu promoted to an eighth-grade chef, while he himself becomes head chef at Hongbinlou.

In this life, he won't be a coward or a sucker. He gets to Qin Huairu first, keeps Jia Zhangshi in line, and sends her to Beidahuang to "enjoy her retirement." He Yushui has someone to care for her, Silly Zhu has someone backing him, and even Xu Damao has to call him "Uncle He." While the courtyard's scoundrels squabble among themselves, he is already buying houses by bike and building up his fortune, living the good life.

Who says He Daqing can only run away? He is determined to stay and keep the whole neighborhood firmly under his thumb.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.