Siheyuan: The Winner in Life System, Beating Silly Zhu to a Pulp

An accident reborn a programmer as Xu Damao, the unlucky fellow Silly Zhu used to chase around the courtyard and beat up.

The moment he opened his eyes, he was bound to the Winner in Life System: get a house when you marry, earn cash by face-slapping, and receive bicycle permits, industrial coupons, and Moutai coupons with every level-up. While others were still chewing cornmeal cakes, he already had all three big items and a radio. While others ran out of food before the end of the month, his braised bacon with mushrooms sent its savory aroma throughout the courtyard.

Silly Zhu tried to get him drunk and give him a stomach hemorrhage? Xu Damao turned the tables and set him up to lose his entire paycheck. Jia Dongxu came begging for grain? Xu Damao refused to give him a single kernel and made him sign an IOU for ten times the amount. Qin Huairu put on a tearful, pitiful act about being poor? He exposed her stash of meat coupons in front of everyone. Banggeng stole sweet potatoes? Xu Damao marched him straight to the Subdistrict Office, leaving the Thieving Saint with a police record.

With the System at his side, he was a winner in life. Face-slapping scoundrels, leveling up, and getting rich. He married Lou Xiao'e, moved into a spacious house, and had twins, a boy and a girl. Silly Zhu dared to lay a hand on him again? Xu Damao sneered: the System had rewarded him with a hand-to-hand combat manual. He trained to the highest level and beat Silly Zhu until he called him Grandpa.

This time, Xu Damao wouldn't steal chickens or put up with being bullied. With the System backing him, he would grind every last scoundrel in the courtyard into the dirt.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.