Wuxia Crossover: This Bandit Has a Million Dirty Jokes!

I open my eyes to find myself tied up, and I'm going to die from the start?

After transmigrating to a comprehensive martial arts world, Chen Chusheng is completely dumbfounded. The original owner killed a Qingcheng Sect disciple, and Yu Canghai is about to sacrifice him to the heavens!

At this life-or-death moment, the Anti-Cliché Show-Off System arrives.

“Ding! Host is about to be executed. Beginner protection triggered automatically! Reward: 3 homemade grenades!”

Chen Chusheng immediately hurls a chili powder bomb, leaps onto a horse, and takes off. Looking back, he taunts Yu Canghai with a line that sends him over the edge on the spot:

“Shorty Yu, your son isn't even your own!”

From then on, the martial arts world gains a bandit who refuses to play by the rules.

While others practice martial arts, he practices his trash talk. While others are righteous, he plays the villain. While others rescue beauties, he charges them protection money.

Li Mochou is chasing Lu Wushuang? Chen Chusheng gives her some advice on the spot: “Sister Mochou, just find an honest man and marry him!”

Murong Fu is acting all high and mighty? Chen Chusheng exposes him in front of everyone: “The Southern Murong? That's it? Wang Yuyan, wake up! He's just a pickup artist!”

The Six Major Sects lay siege to Bright Summit? Chen Chusheng sets up a stall selling guides: “Map of the Ming Cult's secret passageways, one hundred taels each. Same fair price for everyone!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.