I Start as a Great Emperor, I'm Invincible, So Do as You Please

Gu Changsheng transmigrates and finds himself lying in a coffin from the start.

The good news: he's become an invincible Great Emperor with boundless cultivation.

The bad news: he has only three years left to live, and a crowd outside is already wailing at his funeral.

Even more absurdly, his System activates: taking disciples makes him stronger.

Give his foolish disciple a trash cultivation manual, and he gets a Heaven-tier divine art in return. Give his gluttonous little disciple a piece of candy, and he gets a life-extending divine pill. Give the fallen female emperor a healing pill, and he gets ten thousand years of cultivation.

Gu Changsheng gets it: raise disciples, reap rewards, and get stronger while lying around.

From then on, he lives a happy life: "My disciples fight while I sleep; when enemies come knocking, I play dead." Rumors spread that the Ancestor of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion is dead, and enemies from every corner sharpen their blades.

Until a million demon soldiers arrive. Ancestor Bloodfiend stomps on the mountain gate plaque and declares, "Gu Changsheng, your seventh-day memorial is here!"

The coffin lid swings open. Gu Changsheng sits up with a yawn:

"What's all the noise? It's the seventh day, right? Then let me celebrate it with you."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.