I Asked You to Write a College Entrance Examination Essay, but I Didn't Let You Win the Nobel Prize.

Parallel worlds, cultural gaps, and the literary world are full of rhetorical nonsense. Zhou Bai, who traveled through time and became a scumbag in the third year of high school, awakened the god-level writer system. System judgment criteria: Only words that are simple and straightforward and directly touch the soul are masterpieces! At the college entrance examination site, Zhou Bai wrote down the car repair lights at the alley. Marking teacher: "This is also called a composition? It's all a running account! I'll give you zero points!" As a result, the test paper was uploaded, and the whole network burst into tears: "This is not a running account, this is clearly the glimmer of the times!" From then on, Zhou Bai's painting style changed drastically. Writing about Kong Yiji, the leading literary figure committed suicide in shame: "It turns out that I really can't take off my long gown..." Writing about medicine shocked the whole world: "Hot buns with human blood cannot cure ignorance!" Writing about Dream of Red Mansions, the world's literary world collectively broke their guard: "Who is Cao Xueqin? Who is Zhou Bai?!" Reporter: "Mr. Zhou Bai, how did you write these famous works?" Zhou Bai: "Nothing else, just write casually and record real life." Netizens: "You call this casual writing? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.