The Gods Beg Me to Stop Digging

Lu Chen, a transmigrator who has made "raiding people's ancestral tombs" his life's work, arrives in the three realms with a Black Emperor Dog that's more excited to see corpses than its own master. Together, they embark on a legendary career of digging three feet under.

Before going to bed, cultivators in the cultivation world pray: "Please, Lord Lu Chen, stop eyeing our founding patriarch's coffin. You can have the grave goods, just don't dig up the tomb, okay?"

The Immortal Kings reinforce their ancestral tombs with materials sturdier than their palaces, afraid they'll wake up one day to find their family tomb turned into a "Lu Chen Was Here" monument.

The gods of the Divine Realm make their first order of business at meetings: "How do we put an anti-theft door on the Creator God's tomb? Answers ASAP, it's urgent. That guy and his dog have already reached the border of the Divine Realm!"

System: Recover corpses to gain cultivation.

Lu Chen: "This corpse is in pretty good shape. Black Emperor, bite open his storage ring. Be careful not to damage the treasures inside!"

Black Emperor: "Woof! Got it. I'll lick up every last bone fragment for you."

Others cultivate through arduous practice. He levels up by digging up graves. Whenever the beings of the three realms hear his name, they tremble: "You'd be safer offending the King of Hell than Lu Chen."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.