Hogwarts: I'm a Dementor, and I Love Sucking on the Dark Lord

The Dementor who loves sucking on lollipops seems to have discovered a startling secret.

Suck on diaries, lockets, cups: what are Horcruxes to him? Even the Dark Lord himself would get a taste!

Dark Lord: What are you talking about?

Keen: Obviously, I'm going to suck on you!

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Keen transmigrated into a Dementor.

All he wanted was to study hard, but then a Horcrux came looking for him:

"Take this into Hogwarts for me."

Keen looked at the diary in his hand. Could he... suck on this thing?

Not recommended. The power gap is too great.

Keen: Then I'll wait until I'm stronger.

Later...

Tom Riddle: Didn't you say you'd work with me?

Keen sucked on the locket. Huh? What did you say?

Voldemort: You traitor!

Keen sucked on the Hufflepuff cup. Who are you?

Voldemort: I'm the Dark Lord!

Keen looked at him. You smell delicious, buddy.

Voldemort: Don't come near me!

A legend spread through the Wizarding World:

Never say the word "Horcrux" in front of Keen.

Because the next moment, it'll turn into a lollipop in his mouth.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.