Siheyuan: I'm He Daqing, and I'll Never Be a Doormat

Su Chen wakes up as He Daqing from The Birds-Filled Courtyard, the pathetic loser who abandoned his son and daughter to become a widow's kept man!

The moment he opens his eyes, the System gets stuck loading!

"The Hard Work Pays Off, Martial Arts Flourish System starting... ing... ing..."

Then a line of text pops up: Get to The Birds-Filled Courtyard immediately to reboot, or your body and soul will be destroyed!

He Daqing takes off running. The moment he reaches the coordinates, the System reboots with a clanging of gongs and drums!

The beginner's gift is just a broken gourd? And a lousy 50-square-meter pocket space?

And things get even worse:

Jia Zhangshi barges in: "Make the wedding banquet for free, old lady's orders!"

Widow Bai won't leave him alone: "You dare dump me? I'll fight you to the death!"

He Daqing is furious: "I'm not being anyone's simp!"

The System's stuck? No problem, I'll give myself a cheat!

A cancer diagnosis scares Widow Bai off.

One punch knocks Jia Dongxu flat, and the whole courtyard erupts.

One hand at Tan family cuisine leaves Lou Bancheng stunned.

When Lou Bancheng's Studebaker drives into the alley, everyone in the courtyard falls to their knees:

"What the hell? Is this really that same pathetic loser, He Daqing?!"

No freeloading! No simping! Brutal face-slapping! Thrills through the roof!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.