Siheyuan: I Have a System, So What's Wrong with Slacking Off?

After transmigrating to the Beast-Filled Siheyuan in 1952, Wu Youde awakened a Slacker System: as long as he did no work, he could grow stronger.

On his first day moving into the courtyard, he cooked a pot of red-braised pork, filling the whole place with its aroma.

Jia Zhangshi blocked his door and cursed him to die without heirs, then snuck in at midnight and emptied his rice jar.

Wu Youde smiled and mixed half a packet of rat poison into the meat.

The next day, all three members of the Jia family were foaming at the mouth. An old doctor prescribed a miraculous cure: an enema with golden juice.

Yi Zhonghai came to talk to him. "Xiao Wu, young people should work hard. You can't loaf around all day."

Wu Youde lay back in the office with his legs crossed. "Uncle Yi, I've even written songs for the country. What's wrong with slacking off?"

The whole courtyard of scoundrels ground their teeth in hatred, but there was nothing they could do about him.

Until one day, Jia Dongxu brought home a beautiful wife, and everyone in the courtyard praised his good fortune.

Wu Youde glanced at Qin Huairu and smiled at Jia Dongxu. "Brother Dongxu, I'll look after your wife for you first."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.