Siheyuan: No More Simping! I Have Two Divine Beast Sisters

After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, Wang Zhou becomes the orphan of a martyr, with a pair of five-year-old twin sisters at his side, both pale and painfully thin. From the start, he's the ultimate simp, spending his entire monthly allowance on He Yushui while his own little sisters shiver with hunger.

The first thing he does after awakening is tear up the ledger, demand repayment in public, and cut ties with the hypocritical He Yushui for good! The "Infinite Sign-In System" activates, granting him a spirit realm and mountains of supplies. His two "little divine beasts" are what he treasures most!

He purifies his body and becomes stunningly handsome. He takes his sisters to eat at state-run restaurants and buys rare goods from the supply and marketing cooperative. Their lives flourish. Yi Zhonghai wants to pressure him with a meeting of the whole courtyard? Qin Huairu puts on a tearful act? Jia Zhangshi wants to smash down the door and rob them in broad daylight?

Wang Zhou pulls out his pay stub and exposes the truth about how they've been bleeding him dry! He kicks the courtyard's toughest man flying and calls the police without hesitation. The whole courtyard demands he be a saint, but he'd rather be a wolf protecting his sisters!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.