I Start in the Kingdom of Women in Journey to the West and Play by My Own Rules

Liu Feng transmigrated.

When he opened his eyes, the Queen of the Kingdom of Women stood before him, her eyes brimming with affection, as if she wanted to speak but held back. Beside her was the Imperial Preceptor, beautiful as a painting, seeming to have something to say but staying silent. Behind them, the court ladies all stared at him in unison.

According to the script, what should happen next was: Tang Monk refuses the marriage, the Kingdom of Women loses its chance at love, and the story ends in heartache.

Liu Feng scratched his head.

"Um..." He raised a hand. "I wanted to ask, are you hiring a prince consort here? One who won't leave?"

The queen froze.

The Imperial Preceptor froze.

The entire court froze.

Liu Feng went on: "I can find water, dig wells, collect dew using temperature differences, and even... kick out treacherous officials who try to sow discord."

He paused and smiled, looking utterly harmless.

"Besides, I'm a bit greedy. Only children have to choose. As for me..."

He looked at the queen, then at the Imperial Preceptor.

"I want them both."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.