The Cowhide Is Not for Boasting

In the Year of the Horse, I, Ma Sheng, am in debt and unemployed, and my girlfriend has run away. Until I met a mysterious old man under the bridge. He said that my bragging style was like his back then, and he gave me a key to the old house: "Go and 'blow' it into a landmark." I thought it was a joke, but unexpectedly, the shocking ancient scrolls were unearthed in the old house, which led to the appearance of four "young" beauties one after another: a calm lawyer, a genius designer, a girl obsessed with vitality, and a granddaughter with incredible martial arts... Why did they look at me like they were looking at a piece of fat? The ex-girlfriend cried bitterly and begged to get back together, and the rival company poached her at exorbitant prices. I held the fork of instant noodles, looked at the demolition notices and bank card balances all over the wall, and sighed—— "Well, let's set a small goal first and make this boast come true." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.