I Accidentally Joined a Heavenly Court Group Chat, and Now I'm Losing It

On New Year's Eve, Gongyang Qiu was hurt by being snubbed in his family's group chat.

His phone buzzed, and a pop-up appeared: "Heavenly Court Grand Celebration" invites you to join a group chat.

He tapped it without thinking, just in time for the "Lucky Start to the New Year" super red packet shower.

One tap, and golden light burst forth!

System notification: Congratulations! You've grabbed the Jade Emperor's exclusive "Primordial Chaos Gift Pack," containing:

Divine Dao Body: Automatically fuses with your body, leaving it flawless and giving you an extraordinary air. Your lifespan starts at a thousand years.

Heavenly Fortune: A passive aura. Every business opportunity you think of is a hot trend, and every project you invest in becomes a smash hit.

Literary Star Power MAX: Poetry, prose, songs, art, and inspiration from all over the world and throughout history come effortlessly, all at a true master's level.

Peach of Immortality Essence x1: Instantly cures any illness or injury not ordained by fate. Save it for your mother.

Newbie Protection Period: For the next year, every red packet you grab will have its effects automatically enhanced by 300%, with no side effects.

Gongyang Qiu was reborn, becoming the coolest kid in the family. His life went completely off the rails!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.