Don't Tell Me I'm Saving the Earth

Lin Juan, a social animal who was about to die suddenly, suddenly became the "Earth Manager". He has no divine power, only a simple backend full of bugs and a bunch of outrageous KPIs: using PPT to convince the solar wind to detour, writing weekly reports to prevent asteroids from hitting the earth, and competing with his colleagues on Mars for interstellar budgets... He slumped in his chair and let out the ultimate roar at the system that was urging him to die: "Stop hurrying! I am saving the earth!" - This is a story about using workplace survival skills to fool around in a cosmic-level grassroots team and save the world by the way. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.