I Change the Rules and the World Asks Me to Be a God

On the day I was fired, I bound the rules editor. From then on, the world in my eyes was all modifiable code. Is Wall Street shorting A shares? I backhandedly changed the US stock market circuit breaker rule to: "The market will be closed if it falls by 0.1%!" Alien fleet invasion? I wrote on the spot: aliens enter the solar system and automatically perform square dances. Until one day, a high-dimensional civilization sent an invitation: "Congratulations on passing the Novice Village, please choose: join the Reapers, or become a public enemy of the entire universe." I laughed. Turn on the live broadcast and focus the camera on the endless starry sky: "Viewers, today I will teach you——" "How to modify the 'Laws of the Universe'." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.