Dressed as Zhuge Liang: If You Don't Vote for Liu Bei, Vote for Cao Cao

I, Zhuge Kongming, am a newly minted time traveler from Wollongong. When I opened my eyes, I saw Liu Bei crying outside the door, asking to take a second look at the thatched cottage? What the hell! I locked the gate of the thatched cottage with my backhand. "Uncle Liu Huang, your little broken city in Xinye has few soldiers and no money, but the painted cakes are quite delicious? Don't do it!" I turned around and went straight to Cao Ying. Cao Cao squinted his eyes and looked at me: "Boy, why should I use you?" "I can make Guo Jia live two more years. I can turn your fiasco in Chibi into a tragic victory. I can end this bullshit chaos within ten years!" Before he died, Guo Jia held my hand: "Be careful... Sima Yi." I smiled. Sima Yi? Let's wait until he survives to face me. People all over the world say that I am a madman, a traitor, and a utilitarian evil spirit. I said yes, yes, you can argue slowly - I am in a hurry to unify. The war is raging, counselors are fighting, and heroes are playing games. In this Three Kingdoms chess game, I flipped the table and made my own rules. The fastest speed, the strongest crushing, the craziest choice. Wolong comes out of the mountain. This time, he assists the heroes and ends the troubled times! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.