Deadly Fart

I farted during the defense, and my company became the laughing stock of the entire internet! My wife got divorced, I was suspended from school, my colleagues stabbed me in the back, and even the neighbor kids called me "Uncle Firecracker"! Desperate to stand on the rooftop, I smashed the can and roared: "That's not fart! I'm using my anus to emit gravitational waves!" As soon as I finished speaking, the fountain flowed backwards, and golden light fell from the sky! The absurd lie system is activated! As long as the lie I tell is outrageous enough and enough people believe it, it will become true! "My fart was an infrasonic weapon!" - The glass was all broken! "I rely on my sphincter to compress space!" - Time pauses! From then on, the professor stopped pretending and showed off his cards! I am the man who conquered the world with his farts! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.