Go Crazy! I Asked You to Build a Bridge, but You Nailed It to Pieces with Steel Bars

"Gong Su, it's not good! The Dragon King at the bottom of the river has turned over. The No. 4 Pile foundation cannot be driven down. The Taoist priest said that boys and girls must be sacrificed to the river!" Facing the frightened foreman, Su Cheng pushed up his glasses and calmly took out the structural mechanics calculation book. "There is no Dragon King, it is just the high-frequency oscillation of biological tissues with non-Newtonian fluid properties under the stress of the earth's crust." "Then... What should we do?" "Easy." Su Cheng commanded the crane to lift a special titanium alloy steel bar engraved with diversion channels. The gravitational potential energy was fully drawn and penetrated with one blow. "This is called physical resonance energy dissipation, commonly known as pile driving." … When the myth revives, something strange comes. Kunlun Thunder Pond Riot? Su Cheng: "This is a natural high-energy particle collider. If it is connected to a superconducting coil, the State Grid will be blessed." Driving corpses from Xiangxi? Su Cheng: "With inefficient bioelectric drive technology, it is recommended to install exoskeleton power armor." Bermuda Triangle? Su Cheng: "The folding rate of space is abnormal, and it can be used as a fast track for cross-sea bridges." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.