I Tell Fortunes on the Street and Talked a Gang of Robbers Into Ruin

From the start, a robber points a knife at me, and the System tells me to predict that a bloody disaster is in store for him.

Me: "Buddy, you've got a dark look between your brows. Within three minutes, you'll be behind bars. Put the knife down, and I can still point you toward a way out!"

Robber: "What the hell, you think I'm an idiot?"

Three minutes later, he's clutching my leg and crying, "Master! I was wrong! Please save me!"

That's right, my name is Xu Zhiyuan, a street fortune-teller who awakened the Face-Slapping System.

As long as I talk back, curse scumbags, and expose hypocrites, I grow stronger!

A fake master swindling people? One Truth Talisman and he's livestreaming his shameful past on the spot!

A rich young bully picking on people?

One Bad Luck Card, and dogs chase him as soon as he leaves home, he chokes on water, and he trips on flat ground!

Later, I even pick up a stunning female fugitive who's absurdly strong but can't tell soy sauce from vinegar...

Click to read Is This a Joke? You Asked Me to Tell Fortunes on the Street, and I Talked a Robber Into Giving Up! See how the ultimate smooth-talker takes on the city with nothing but his mouth and puts every skeptic in their place!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.