This Buddha's Way Is Too Wild

Ling Zhou, a programmer who died suddenly, landed directly in the C position of Lingshan as soon as he opened his eyes - and became the Tathagata Buddha! The bound Lingshan management background almost blinded him. How could the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas be even remotely transcendent? It's all about the KPIs! Journey to the West is a reality show about harvesting merit, Heavenly Tribulation is a task forced by the system, and even Guanyin's report work requires a PPT! When Guanyin held the brocade cassock and applied for funding, Ling Zhou asked the soul three questions: "What is the core pain point of Monk Tang? Is there any data on the conversion rate of the cassock for subduing demons? Have you calculated the ROI?" Daleiyin Temple was completely silent on the spot! He thought it was risky for the black bear spirit to eat Tang Monk's meat, so he backhandedly planned a cultural tourism project in Black Wind Mountain. Seeing that Elder Jin Chi was so jealous, he directly used psychology to cure his heart disease. He abruptly changed the scheduled eighty-one difficulties into three areas of entrepreneurship! What's even more outrageous is... Ling Zhou was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat! The abyss is gnawing at the barrier of Lingshan, and the conservative Arhat is sharpening his sword. Even Heaven has marked him as a system loophole that must be cleared. Ling Zhou rolled up his sleeves and smiled: "Sorry, I'm not here to be a Buddha, I'm here to overturn this broken chessboard!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.