I Took Away the Son of Dao Ancestor

I, Li Taiji, may be the unluckiest time traveler in the world - I just reached the full level of cultivation and wanted to go back to earth to eat hot pot, but I was slapped into pieces by Taozu. Fortunately, I saved a hand and stuffed my soul into the homemade Tiga transformer. As a result, this thing was picked up by a miserable young man. He made a wish for revenge before he died, so I forcibly "re-employed" and took over his broken body and blood feud. Is your cultivation gone? Not a big problem. I used modern knowledge to make the bully's family "reasonably" disappear. On the way, he also picked up a yellow dog floating along the river, named it Lao Liu, and planned to train it into a mythical beast. Now, with my transformer in my arms, my foodie dog, and my beautiful face, I am ready to practice my account again in this ancient world where gods are everywhere. My purpose is: I can complain without getting angry, I can show off without being low-key, cherish every passerby NPC, and tease pretty girls by the way. As for when Lao Liu later became a master at picking up girls, I blurted out "I am your son" to Daozu... That was another shocking thing. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.