I Took Away Taozu's Son

I, Li Taiji, may be the unluckiest time traveler in the world - I just reached the full level of cultivation and wanted to go back to earth to eat hot pot, but I was slapped into pieces by Taozu. Fortunately, I saved a hand and stuffed the soul into the homemade Tiga transformer in advance. As a result, this thing was picked up by a miserable young man. He made a wish for revenge before he died, so I forcibly "re-employed" and took over his broken body and blood feud. Is your cultivation gone? Not a big problem. I used modern knowledge to make the bully's family "reasonably" disappear. On the way, he also picked up a little yellow dog floating along the river, named it Xiao Huangmao, and planned to train it into a mythical beast. Now, with my transformer in my arms, my foodie dog, and my beautiful face, I am ready to practice my account again in this ancient world where gods are everywhere. My purpose is: I can complain without getting angry, I can show off without being low-key, cherish every passerby NPC, and tease pretty girls by the way. Later, Lao Liu became a master of picking up girls, and I became... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.