Tokusatsu: Ranking the Most Mortifying Scenes, Everyone Loses It

A colossal screen descends upon the Myriad Worlds, forcing everyone to watch legendary tokusatsu scenes!

At first, the Kamen Riders and Armor Heroes think it is an epic celebrating heroes.

Until the footage suddenly changes:

Legendary scene: Hurry up and thank Big Brother Di!

Seeing Geiz get beaten senseless by Decade, then accept a Ridewatch and thank him, the entire internet bursts into laughter!

Legendary scene: Because I have no dreams, I can protect the dreams of others!

Seeing Qiao Ye transform with a flick of his hand, the entire internet is moved to tears!

Legendary scene: Hojo Emu! Why don't you have Game Disease?

Seeing Shrimp Cracker go berserk in the rain with his over-the-top expressions, the entire internet is stunned!

Legendary scene: I am terrifyingly strong now!

Seeing Bei Miao pull off his miraculous friendly-fire moves, the Armor Heroes fall silent!

Duanmu Yan: “Good thing they didn’t put me on the list... What? Next time it’s the righteous Orphnoch Killer? Then no problem. Everyone else, tremble in fear!”

As video after video plays, countless heroes clutch their heads and weep before the screen: “Please stop listing these scenes! Everyone’s going to see right through us!”

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