Siheyuan: I Fuse Genes and Send Bang Geng to Prison!

Name: Siheyuan: I Fuse Genes and Send Bang Geng to Prison!
Author: I Don't Want to Eat the Switch

四合院：融合基因，送棒梗坐牢！

by I Don't Want to Eat the Switch (我不想吃开关)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.7M Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Film & TV Fanfiction
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Faloo

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He transmigrates as Xu Damao from Love in the Courtyard.

Right from the start, he has to face Silly Zhu's fists and kicks,

the Jia family's bullying and theft of a chicken,

Yi Zhonghai's shameless favoritism,

Granny Deaf's trick of locking the door,

Yan Laoxi's love of getting something for nothing,

Xu Damao can't take it anymore. As long as his report is successful, he gets a reward.

"Ding! Successfully reported Silly Zhu for stealing public food. Reward: a genetic enhancement serum. You'll never be infertile again!"

"Ding! Successfully reported Yi Zhonghai for illicit relations. Reward: a complete set of nuclear fusion design blueprints. You'll become an engineer and bring glory to the country!"

"Ding! Successfully reported Granny Deaf..."

Years later, Xu Damao looks at the courtyard, now full of children and grandchildren, and the miserable lot of beasts, and smiles.

Xu Damao: "Forgiving them is God's job. I'm responsible for sending them to meet God!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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