Siheyuan: I've Got Cancer, So Whoever Messes with Me Gets Blown Up

Synopsis: He wakes up to find that Li Weiguo has become a solitary elderly resident in a Beijing courtyard, with no family and no one to rely on. He has also been diagnosed with terminal cancer, with less than a hundred days to live.

At a courtyard meeting, the Jia family tries to take his house. Yi Zhonghai urges him to be generous, while Qin Huairu tearfully appeals to his kindness.

Li Weiguo laughs. "I'm almost dead anyway. Why keep pretending to be a good person?"

"Yi Zhonghai, if you try to guilt-trip me again, I'll die in your house tonight!"

"Jia Zhangshi, if you keep throwing tantrums, I'll make sure you get to scout the road ahead for your grandson!"

"Qin Huairu, stop crying. Are you mourning someone? Keep it up and I'll take you with me!"

The whole courtyard is dumbfounded. Why isn't this old guy afraid of dying anymore?

Well, a man with one foot in the grave loves nothing more than taking someone down with him! Mess with me? Then we'll all go down together. Nobody gets to live!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.