Ranking the Most Absurd Teachers from the Start

As Cui Jian sat staring at the ceiling of his rented room, a beam of light from beyond this world silently fell onto his phone screen. He thought it was a delusion brought on by an advanced case of chuunibyou, until the words "Myriad Worlds Video Recap System" appeared, complete with Bilibili meme sound effects.

On a whim, he opened the "Chinese Animation" section and made a video about Yu Xiaogang's famous line from Douluo Dalu, "There are no useless Martial Souls," adding meme-worthy edits and an earworm soundtrack. The moment he posted it, the sky screen appeared, shaking the myriad worlds. Some laughed until they crowed like roosters, while others tore up their scrolls in anger.

Standing at the crossroads of countless worlds, he tapped his finger to play the next video. A question surfaced in his mind: When truth becomes entertainment, and entertainment changes reality, can humanity still control its own fate?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.