I Was About to Debunk It, Then You Started Livestreaming Yourself Making a Black Hole?

Li Erniu transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a god-tier sign-in System. To make a living, he begins explaining cultivation with a straight face using "science."

"Streamer, you crushed a tank with one hand. How is that scientific?" Li Erniu: "Relax. That's the Joule heating effect of a bioelectromagnetic field. Perfectly reasonable."

"Streamer, you're flying on a sword. You call that science?" Li Erniu: "It's the perfect combination of an antigravity field and aerodynamics. Completely logical."

As his livestream goes on, things get more and more outrageous. Building mechs by hand, tanking a nuclear explosion with his bare body, planting divine trees on the moon... Then one day, a Titan star fleet bears down on Earth, and all of humanity despairs. Li Erniu casually crafts a miniature black hole, then starts teaching the aliens about general relativity.

The Titan commander is so terrified he wets himself on the spot: "Run! This is a primitive species pretending to be a god-tier civilization!"

The whole internet goes wild: Please, stop explaining things! The lid on physics' coffin can't hold any longer! Li Erniu spreads his hands helplessly. "Everyone, you have to believe in science. This really is just a physical phenomenon."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.