Investiture of the Gods: The Most Lavish King Zhou Buys Up Every Seat at the Investiture Ceremony

After transmigrating as King Zhou, Di Xin binds himself to the Great Dao Spendthrift System. As long as he squanders the Great Shang treasury and runs his assets into the ground, he can become a saint on the spot!

So Di Xin starts "throwing money around" like crazy. He smashes the treasury gates? Shang Rong weeps: "Your Majesty is putting wealth in the hands of the people. What vision!" He burns premium spirit marrow as incense? Nuwa is moved: "I've never seen a human emperor so devout. Protect him!" He recruits thugs to guard the palace? Wen Zhong sighs: "This is fighting poison with poison. Your Majesty truly understands the art of kingship!"

Di Xin breaks down. "I really just wanted to bring about the fall of the kingdom. How did Great Shang end up unifying the entire Primordial Wilderness instead?"

Then Xiqi rebels, and Di Xin tearfully throws out a trillion in military funds. "Stop fighting! I'll pay you ten times more. Come work for me instead!" Jiang Ziya collapses. "This war is impossible to win. All my soldiers have been bought off by King Zhou!" Sect Master Tongtian: "Who dares touch my patron? Activate the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation!" Dao Ancestor Hongjun: "How did you turn this Investiture of the Gods tribulation into a corporate merger and acquisition?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.