Siheyuan: I, Xu Damao, Send Bang Geng to Prison

I transmigrated and became Xu Damao from Love in the Courtyard.

Right away, I had to face Silly Zhu's fists and kicks,

the Jia family's bullying and chicken theft,

Yi Zhonghai's blatant favoritism,

Granny Deaf's uncanny skill at locking doors,

Yan Laoxi's habit of taking advantage of every situation,

and more...

Xu Damao couldn't take it anymore. As long as he successfully reported someone, he would receive a reward.

"Ding! Successfully reported Silly Zhu for stealing public food. Reward: a genetic improvement serum. You'll never be infertile again!"

"Ding! Successfully reported Yi Zhonghai for illicit relations. Reward: a set of nuclear fusion design blueprints. You'll become an engineer and bring glory to the motherland!"

"Ding! Successfully reported Granny Deaf..."

Years later, Xu Damao smiled as he looked at the courtyard full of children and grandchildren, and the miserable lot of beasts around him.

Xu Damao: "Forgiving them is God's job. I'm the one who sends them to meet Him!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.