Showbiz: A Scientific Cultivator of the Celestial Master Arts, Yang Mi Begs Me to Go Easy

Su Yun transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains the most powerful Purple-Robed Celestial Master System.

He thought he would be slaying demons, but the System tells him: Making money is cultivation. Believe in science!

And so, the whole tone of things changes.

During a variety show livestream, he faces a red-clad vengeful ghost and brings out a lightning technique: "Don't panic, everyone. This is just a release of high-voltage static electricity."

On a deep-sea expedition, he faces an ancient ferocious beast and summons a flying sword: "This is magnetic levitation drone technology. We have to believe in science."

Watching the charred ghost and sliced-up beast, viewers across the internet fall into deep thought.

Yang Mi: "Celestial Master Su, if this is science, can you explain why this peachwood sword glows?"

Su Yun: "It's an LED mood light, for the show's production value."

Yang Mi: "Then why do I keep having strange dreams at night?"

Su Yun: "That's because you've been under a lot of stress lately. Come, let this humble Daoist help you loosen up your meridians."

Starting in showbiz, Su Yun uses straight-faced nonsense to fool the entire world, step by step transforming Earth into a technological immortal realm where myths descend!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.