Showbiz: Taoist, Drop the Act. Catching Ghosts Is Nothing Compared to Catching Me

Materialist cultivation, hilarious hardcore colonization of Heaven

When Su Yun wakes up, he discovers he’s on the set of a hit variety show and has bound the "Strongest Purple-Robed Celestial Master System."

Making money makes me stronger? Then what are we waiting for?

I won’t just catch ghosts. I’ll catch them "scientifically" and "with sound reasoning"!

Yang Mi: "Priest, why can’t this zombie be pierced by swords or bullets?"

Su Yun: "Because it’s a non-Newtonian fluid. Watch me break it using the principles of a hydraulic press!"

Hollywood superstars beg to become his disciples, and government officials from countries around the world line up to give him money.

When Su Yun holds the "Infinity Gauntlet," stands atop a "Bone Dragon," and charges toward Kunlun Void with a crowd of Daoist priests carrying "spirit-powered AK-47s" behind him, the whole world goes insane.

Priest, you call this believing in science?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.