I Was Involved in the Infighting in Heaven, and All the Gods Were Moved to Tears by Me.

I, Liu Xuan, clean the toilets in Heaven. But every time I think about something, heaven will tremble three times. I just wanted to clean the toilet, but my hygiene standards became the rule. The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals of Nantianmen have to clock in and write a hygiene diary every day. Heavenly Soldier: "We are gods! We are not cleaning people!" I just wanted to help Yue Lao sort out the red lines, but my flow chart became standard work. Yue Lao will have to learn to use big data to match crazy men and resentful women. Yue Lao: "With tears in my eyes, I was wrong. I will never fish again!" I just wanted the Kitchen God to pay attention to kitchen hygiene, but my 5S management method became an assessment indicator. The kitchen lord has to check the range hood every day. Stove Lord: "I would rather come down to earth and be a cook!" Later, the eyes of all the gods in heaven changed when they looked at me. They didn't call me a handyman, but called me a walking KPI. The Jade Emperor even set up a new department for me and asked me to patrol the three realms. I'm numb, I really just want to clean the toilet quietly! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.