Naruto: Confess or Die? From the Start, I Propose to Orochi

After transmigrating into the world of Hokage, he binds himself to a Divine-Grade Interaction System.

If he doesn't complete a mission, his heart will stop beating immediately!

To stay alive, Kitahara Kaede is forced down a path of social humiliation that throws the entire shinobi world into chaos.

In the Forest of Death from the start, the System issues a mission: propose to Orochimaru!

Watching Orochimaru peel someone's skin, Kitahara Kaede steels himself, rushes over, and pins him against the wall with a passionate declaration:

"Orochimaru! You are the variable in the shinobi world, but the one constant in my life! Please marry me!"

Orochimaru's eyes widen in shock, and Anko's worldview shatters!

But this is only the beginning!

In the battle against Pain: steal his black rods, sell them as scrap metal, and shout, "Give me back my hard-earned money!"

In the decisive battle against Madara: force a kiss on Madara Uchiha and invite him to dance a cheek-to-cheek tango!

Madara Uchiha: "I hereby declare you the most perverted man in the shinobi world! Please stop coming any closer!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.