Beauty, Please Don't Distract Me from Sword Training

I'm Lin Fan, the only male disciple of the Crane Mirage Sect, a cultivation sect for women.

Right now, I'm hiding under my Third Senior Sister's bed, holding my Second Senior Sister's bellyband and fretting.

Because my senior sisters all seem a little off.

My icy-beautiful First Senior Sister calls my name while cracking her whip around the room with impressive force!

Why do my beautiful Second Senior Sister's freshly changed undergarments always end up in my hands?

The look in my decisive Third Senior Sister's eyes is growing increasingly dangerous.

Even the junior disciple I just met, an innocent look on her face, says she wants to cultivate duality with me.

"Little disciple, where are you?" Enough of this. Master's come looking for me so she can get handsy.

What? You've heard my story? Send me 50 top-grade spirit stones right now, and I'll tell you all about it.

I'm Lin Fan. I really only want to cultivate immortality.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.