I Lie Flat and Become a Sage! The Heavenly Rankings Shock the Nine Provinces!

After transmigrating into the Nine Provinces of the Comprehensive Martial Arts World, Zhu Houzhao has spent twenty years signing in and has already become a Sage of the Myriad Worlds. He had planned to keep lying flat, but then the Golden Rankings descended, ready to take stock of the worlds!

The Prodigy Ranking opens: My holy consorts Huang Rong, Murong Qiudi, Zhao Linger... are all peerless prodigies on the list? And the empress is Wu Zetian, an empress who will be remembered for the ages! My five-year-old daughter Su Yue has the Azure Lotus Constitution and is an Earthly Immortal?

The Divine Weapon Ranking begins: the Xuanyuan Sword? The Phoenix Zither? The Fuxi Zither? Sorry, they're all mine!

The Supreme Arts Ranking appears: the Azure Lotus Immortal Canon, the Heavenly Emperor Scripture... I created them all!

The Emperor Ranking concludes: The Vast Sea Sovereign is me too?!

Ying Zheng and Li Shimin are completely convinced: "Spare us, Sage! The Nine Provinces are yours!"

Zhu Houzhao spreads his hands: "I just want to lie flat, but my strength won't let me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.