Honkai: Star Rail: Ranking Characters from Top-Tier to Trash

A Stellaron mutation turns me into a streamer watched by the entire universe!

I livestream recaps of my adventures romancing characters in parallel universes, ranking the difficulty from "a piece of cake" to "impossible"!

Black Swan: Piece of cake. Romancing her is basically like passing the Turing test and handling a hundred jealous dolls before getting her to admit your "material is acceptable."

Jing Yuan: Piece of cake. Go straight for it, and maybe there's a tiny chance. "Jing Yuan, don't look back. I'm the Divine Foresight, and I'm ten layers deep."

Robin: Piece of cake. She's a star across the galaxy and has an overprotective brother. Winning Sunday over is way easier than pursuing Robin!

Castorice: A cut above the rest. Winning her heart isn't hard. The hard part is figuring out how to hold her hand.

Himeko: NPC. You don't even dare drink the black coffee your beloved makes, and you claim to love her?

Firefly: A lost cause. She's already shown me everything she has, in every universe.

Evernight: A lost cause. You don't even need to use the word "romance" to describe it. If you know, you know.

Screwllum: Wait, what?! Surely nobody really wants to know how to romance a robot, right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.