Honkai: Star Rail: Using Absurdity to Win Over Xilian at School

I want to create a world where Xi Lian exists!!!!

I bind to a meme encyclopedia manifestation System from the start, but end up becoming the laughingstock of the whole school.

I try to use "A single glance that lasts ten thousand years" on Xi Lian, but end up staring at the podium and drooling. I try to pull off a "handsome knee slide," but it turns into a textbook case of "publicly humiliating myself with a faceplant on flat ground."

When everyone treats me like a plague, only the gentle Xi Lian crouches down to ask, "Are you okay, classmate?"

I want to use this artificially stupid System to pursue love in earnest, but it keeps turning romance into comedy.

Then, when I blurt out "Keyboard, come forth!" at my romantic rival, I instantly transform into a top-tier keyboard warrior...

Xi Lian, the woman whose gentle restraint reins in all my absurdity, is my biggest "System bug."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.