Who Kneels at the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain? I Shall Bid the Sage to Die

I wake up to find that I've become a stone monkey atop Flower-Fruit Mountain!

The memories of Journey to the West are thrust into my mind, and I nearly lose it! Bimawen? Great Sage Equal to Heaven?

Victorious Fighting Buddha?

To hell with the glory of Buddhism! It was all a scheme! I'm nothing but a VIP tool monkey for your Journey to the West!

Five hundred years beneath Five-Finger Mountain, forced to eat copper juice and iron pellets? On the journey west, you pinch every last bit of merit? And in the end, all I get is the empty title of Victorious Fighting Buddha?

I'm done playing this humiliating game of chess!

Luckily, the essence of a Chaos Demon Ape suddenly awakens inside me!

So if I devour the other three monkeys, my bloodline can return to its origins and I can become a Primordial Chaos Demon again!

What if the Red-Buttocked Horse Monkey transforms into Wuzhiqi and stirs up a storm, the Long-Armed Ape Yuan Hong claims sainthood on Meishan, and the Six-Eared Macaque swings the Golden Cudgel and brings back the True and False Monkey King story?

I grin. "Thanks, bro, for delivering those three monkeys. I'll take every last bit of their essence!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.