Who Kneels at the Lingtai Fangcun? I Invite the Sage to Die

I woke up to find I'd become a stone monkey atop Flower-Fruit Mountain!

The memories of Journey to the West flooded my mind, and I freaked out! Bimawen? Great Sage Equal to Heaven?

Victorious Fighting Buddha?

To hell with Buddhist glory! It's all a scheme! I'm nothing but a VIP tool monkey for your Journey to the West!

Five hundred years beneath Five Elements Mountain, drinking molten copper and eating iron pellets? Stingy with merit on the journey west? And in the end, all I get is the empty title of Victorious Fighting Buddha?

I'm done playing this rigged game!

Luckily, the Chaos Demon Ape's origin inside me suddenly awakened!

So, if I devour the other three monkeys, my bloodline will return to its ancestral roots, and I'll become a Primordial Chaos God again!

When the Red-Buttocked Horse Monkey transforms into Wuzhiqi and stirs up trouble, when the Long-Armed Ape Yuan Hong declares himself a sage on Mount Mei, and when the Six-Eared Macaque swings the Golden Cudgel and stages another True and False Monkey King...

I laughed. "Thanks for delivering the other three monkeys, bro. I'll take all their origins!"

Boom!

"Tathagata!"

Get out here, you bastard! Come and die!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.