Interstellar: The Laid-Back Red Packet Group Conquers the Universe

Exiled from the start? I fired up the Slacker Red Packet Group instead!

A retired starship's AI sends me a three-kilometer-long battleship for free!

An unemployed insect queen puts her star-devouring beasts up for sale!

A black-hole janitor sends me a two-dimensional foil as a red packet!

I claim it, open it, and blow up a star in an instant!

A forced pop-up livestream broadcasts it across the universe. The comments are in tears:

Bro! Stop taking everything! There won't be any star systems left!

Please, just shut up! Every time you open your mouth, out comes a star destroyer!

Me: Red packet received. Battleships, line up. Time to conquer some more!

Today, too, is another day of blowing up the entire universe with my slacker group!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.