I Open an Internet Cafe in the Apocalypse, and the Customers Are All Gods and Demons

My name is Wei Heng, I traveled through time, and unfortunately encountered the apocalypse. Just when I thought I was going to start feeding zombies, I bound a system that allowed me to open an Internet cafe. Opening an Internet cafe in the apocalypse? Is there something wrong with your system? As a result, on the first day of opening, a monkey with a hairy face and a loud mouth broke in, followed by a group of gods chasing him. From that day on, my world view was the same as that of my Internet cafe, which was completely abnormal. Sun Wukong has become an Internet-addicted boy addicted to LOL, shouting "I can't drive Bajie that pig" every day. The Lord of Hell has become a hardcore drama fan and is willing to trade anything for his membership. A vampire and a werewolf fight from dusk to dawn over a machine... Seeing these mythical bosses fighting for a spot on the internet, I silently made a cup of tea. "Everyone be quiet! Anyone who makes any noise will have their internet disconnected today!" The whole world was instantly pure. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.