You Were Supposed to Work, but You Made the Boss Socially Anxious

Lin Bei, a 22-year-old office drone, earns just 4,000 yuan a month as an intern. He's so broke he only dares to order half-sweet soy milk.

After his boss publicly humiliates him in the elevator, he awakens a "Mouthpiece System" in the depths of despair.

Every time he roasts a manager, 8,888 yuan is deposited into his account on the spot, along with ridiculous special skills like "Boss-Staring Crotch Cat" and "Reverse Jinx"!

And so...

The HR director tries to feed him motivational nonsense. He flips the script: "You say working 996 is a blessing? Then can I take leave to fetch the scriptures in the West?"

A nepotism hire takes credit for his work. Lin Bei fires back and insults him into becoming a top livestream sales star, earning the company 200 million yuan in sales for free!

The icy female CEO gets roasted so badly she studies "comeback lessons" all night. In the end, the company reimburses her tuition and promotes Lin Bei to special assistant!

The whole company trembles: whenever Lin Bei opens his mouth, the stock hits its daily limit!

Lin Bei: I don't want to have such a foul mouth, but the System pays way too well!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.