Takeout Across the Heavens: Spoiling Journey to the West for Wukong from the Start

As he travels between the Myriad Worlds, Lin Fan's clients are all either gods or demons. While others deliver packages, he delivers "doom": he sends the Great Sage Equal to Heaven a guide to cracking the Golden Headband, and orders takeout for the Lord of Heaven with a bonus strategy for turning the Investiture of the Gods around. In the Marvel Universe, Thanos receives a white paper on family planning and sustainable development before he can snap his fingers. In the Primordial World, Dao Ancestor Hongjun places an order asking for advice on "how to merge with the Dao without getting lonely." With a merit-bestowing treasure in his left hand and a System cheat in his right, Lin Fan thought he was in the service industry. Little did he know that as he made his deliveries, the powerful figures of the Myriad Worlds would all end up owing him a huge favor!

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