Gao Wu Taijuan, I Choose to Lie Down

Rolling technique? Volume cultivation? No, I, Lin Yan, choose to lie down in the library and enjoy five insurances, one housing fund and wolfberry health. When everyone was desperately trying to get involved in the era of high martial arts, my only hobby was to "find faults" with those magical secrets that were regarded as the standard. They all call me a giant in theory and a waste in practice. Until the business genius Su Qingwan came to the door with the ancestral exercises full of loopholes, I casually helped her debug it. The next day, the bottleneck she had been stuck in for three years was broken. A month later, her company's stock price soared. A year later, she became the national goddess and the new warrior goddess. Standing on top of the world, she announced to the world's cameras: "Everything about me stems from my husband's casual guidance. In addition, anyone who dares to disturb his fishing is my enemy." The whole world looked at me who was still worried about the braised pork sold out in the cafeteria, and finally understood a truth: it turns out that the real roll is to roll you all to death in one go. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.