The Soft-Rice Tycoon

I was just a loser, but thanks to my talent for living off women, I rose through the ranks and climbed my way to success! A king of freeloaders was born! ...No martial arts skills? No problem, I've got beautiful women to protect me. No idea how to deal with people? No problem, the beautiful women can handle that. Can't do anything at all? No problem, there's always a beautiful woman who can... Until one day, disaster struck, and even the beautiful women couldn't fix things... Sigh, as the reigning king of freeloaders, I have no choice but to come out of retirement...

Beautiful women everywhere, wealth flowing like a river, peerless martial arts, and eventually immortality, living forever and never dying...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.