The Ultimate Feel-Good World

There's no most satisfying, only more satisfying. Seeing you is pure satisfaction!

When great satisfaction is about to descend upon a man, it must first make his interests strange and his thoughts run wild. It must also make him reckless and audacious beyond reason! ...Beautiful women everywhere? Such a small ambition! Promotion and wealth? So shortsighted! Wine, women, and a life of indulgence? How dull! Immortality? Setting your sights too low!...

Peng Xiaoshuang is an urban loser who loves daydreaming. His usual, rather vulgar hobbies are watching classic old movies starring the ten Hong Kong and Taiwan actresses most likely to make your nose bleed, as well as martial arts films. His ideal in life: "Do whatever I want, become whoever I like; beat up anyone who rubs me the wrong way, and drool over any beauty I see." But that was all just a daydream, an ideal that never went beyond wishful thinking... until one night, he got his hands on a divine artifact...

And so his motto became: "Pick up every girl under heaven, slap every face under heaven; play the pig to eat the tiger, and eat every tiger under heaven." There's no most satisfying, only more satisfying. Tomorrow will be even better!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.