I, Yang Guo, Am Really Not a Mixed Martial Arts Succubus!

The Zongwu Time and Space Administration accused Yang Guo of being suspected of tampering with his destiny on a large scale! Victim statement: Cheng Ying smiled with tears in her eyes: He saved my life, but he asked me... To make wine every night and wait for his return! Observer Xi Lu Wushuang raised his hand: "I'll wait for her!" Li Mochou threw the fly whisk: I wanted to die as a martyr, but he sent me into a secret realm to grow vegetables! Now the Five Poison Divine Palm has degenerated to the point of slapping garlic! Huang Rong hid her face: She taught him to write in her dream, how could... How could the cinnabar see through her clothes and stain her heart? Guo Jing was confused: "Why is Ronger blushing?" Defendant's defense: Yang Guo: "I'm just correcting the tragedy! Cheng Ying and Lu Wushuang should not be alone in old age, Li Mochou can be a good cook... Ah no Taoist priest! Master Huang Island deserves better... Hey! Master Lianxing Palace, don't feed me fruits!!" Facts outside the court: Zhou Zhiruo pierced the scabbard of Miejie Shitai's Heavenly Sword: "If you stop me from seeing Brother Yang again, I will betray Emei!" Yao Yue looked at Zhang Sanfeng coldly: "Stop me from leading people, Yihua Palace will defeat Wudang!" The judge pounded the table: "Silence! This court declares that - Yang Guo's crime of being a 'succubus'... Is found guilty!" Yang Guo screamed: "No -!!!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.