This System Is Designed to Trick Me

The second interstellar princess was seriously injured and fell to the earth, and was forced to bind Qin Feng, an ordinary college student. In order to restore energy, the system issued a task that "must cry to three passers-by every day", and Qin Feng was forced to become a disgusting little expert in committing suicide. Until one day, the system's mechanical voice suddenly became aggrieved: "Qin Feng, I seem... I am beginning to be reluctant to let you anger others." In the sky above the city, several rebel stealth warships slowly appeared, their guns aimed at the teaching building where Qin Feng was located—— --- This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.