Siheyuan: From the Start, I Use Pinduoduo to Group-Buy Medusa

He Yuzhu is reborn in the 1960s courtyard, only to find all the scoundrels there leeching off him from the start?

He activates the Myriad Worlds Pinduoduo System, connecting with powerful figures across worlds!

Queen Medusa wants me to join a group purchase for raw stones?

I'm in! The queen's divine consciousness descends, scaring the scoundrels out of their wits!

Angel Yan is missing upgrade materials?

I'm in! Holy-King Kaisa sends me a friend request herself!

The Ruthless Emperor wants to find her brother and take a hit for him?

Let's do it! I get the Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Art for free!

Xu Damao reports me? A bolt of thunder will teach you how to behave!

Qin Huairu wants to leech off me? I'll twist a rubber fruit into a Chinese knot!

The three courtyard elders try to guilt-trip me? Demonic runes will send you on a three-day nightmare tour!

I thought I'd just mess with the scoundrels and tease the goddesses. I never imagined that, as I kept joining group purchases, the nation would appoint me its "Imperial Preceptor" and give me the resources of the entire country to spend!

I thought I'd just make a few little inventions. I never imagined my modified bicycle would shoot flames from its wheels, or my radio would play requests across dimensions!

I thought my harem would only...

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