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Lu Fan, an intern in the proctology department, unexpectedly binds himself to two Systems!

Proctology Miracle Doctor System: Treats every kind of backside trouble, from mixed hemorrhoids to rectal cancer. Painless, minimally invasive procedures, with a cure for every ailment!

Myriad Worlds Proctology Livestream System: The viewers come from the Myriad Worlds! An elf queen consults online, and an interstellar war god tips him a spaceship! What he gains is more than gifts: it's a fortune in points that can be exchanged for black technology!

From then on, his clinic takes on a bizarre new style:

Yesterday he used a "Heart-Cleansing Mantra" to cure a cultivation big shot's "qi deviation through the anus." Today he's using nanobots to service a mecha pilot's "psychic power port."

His patients are everywhere across the myriad worlds, and his tips could destroy the world!

A policewoman, a forensic doctor, and the daughter of a financial magnate are all won over by him, becoming his strongest support team!

When the plague across the myriad worlds, "Petrifying Hemorrhoids," breaks out, and the "Void Tide" that devours all worlds arrives, every world places its hopes in him.

Lu Fan holds up his scalpel and smiles calmly at the livestream camera:

"Don't panic. Get in line. I'll protect the backsides of the myriad worlds!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.